**Floppy the seal, the floppy seal** An endless runner (or slider) with accidental environmental themes. **Team** Aleksanteri R juusovb rööbs (excuse the aliases) **What is this game?** Much like life, FTSTFS is a simple endless runner game. The titular seal has to slide down a corridor, a verified menagerie of identical obstacles. May the effort be ultimately futile. **Setting** A dystopian, near-future world where screen of augmented reality has made life disconnected from interaction with the world through senses. A pessimistic tongue-in-cheek extrapolation of current media culture and technological trends. **How to play** A & D to hopelessly move left & right. Survive. **Tools used** Mostly Unity, Blender and asset websites. **Installation** 1. Get the game from here: https://globalgamejam.org/games/2024/floppy-seal-floppy-seal-3 2. Unzip. 3. Windows: run the .exe Linux: use proton (or "add non-steam game" in the steam client)